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stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via felibre)

gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

(via omariospizza)

"the worst part of growing up,
man shit just ain’t for free." — J. Cole (via trillastrish)

(via dripping-adorableness)


slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via vursachey)

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

(Source: clivas, via crunchier)

shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

(Source: yzma, via unprime)

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whoredinarygirl:

the best things in life have the most calories

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via unfreezes)

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

(Source: sansaslays, via gnarly)

20aliens:

Ezra Miller for PRADA FW 2013

(via temptly)

mcdonaldsfries20:

Cum

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